Animal Jokes

An American marine was posted to Iraq... one day he asked his officer: "Sir, what do we do when we have that kind of urge? You know... the man kind of urge?"
Officer: "Oh.. you see the tent over there? We use the camel."
Marine: "The camel?"
Officer: "Right. It's over there in the tent."

The Marine didn't dare to ask what they do with the camel... but after resisting his urge for many days... he couldn't take it anymore and he went to the tent. When he reached the tent, he promptly took off his pants and tried to do the thing to the camel.

But he couldn't put it in because the camel's privates were too high. So he made a small mound with the sand when his weeny can reach the camel's privates.

When he tried to put it in, the camel moved forwarded.

So the Marine had to move the mound forward. And this repeated itself a few times. And after trying futilely for a long time to no avail, the officer came into the tent...

Officer (in shock seeing marine with his pants down): "What the fxxk do you think you are doing, soldier?!"
Marine: "I am doing as you say sir, satisfy my urge with the camel."
Officer: "No, you dolt!!! I mean u ride the camel to the town and find some prostitutes at the brothel!"